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actors were the characters themselves. So I decided to do my own version, based on Watase-sensei’s Hang in there, Nakago! This fic is not original, it was never meant to be. Just to amuse myself and others. Gomen to Ana-chan! Your fic was wonderful! It really was. This just a different opinion, ‘kay? ^__^
Kurei: I’m sorry, but my father has an interest in your healing ability.
(raises arm) He believes that you hold
Yanagi: This man… he
has the same power as Recca-kun… could he be… the one Kage Houshi was talking
Director: CUT!!! Kurei (role-name): *looks at Yanagi without clothes on the floor* *nose-bleeds* Whoa… Yanagi (role-name):
*stands up* What are you staring at? Hentai! *whacks him* *sneers* Don’t
even think
Kurei: A—ano… (Camera pauses on his
face. Superimposed words: This is the actor playing Kurei. A relative newcomer
in the
Yanagi: *puts on a kimono, snapping* Director-sama, do I really have to take my clothes off that often? (Camera pauses on her.
Superimposed: A 17-year-old teen sensation. Has released 2 hit albums up
to date
Director: *soothing* Yanagi-sama… you know we can’t make a decent show without you. You’re the star. Yanagi *rolls eyes* I’d better get a big bonus. Assistant: Yanagi-sama, some reporters want to see you. Yanagi: *face changes,
a sweet Yanagi-like smile spreads across* Hai, I’ll see them. Konichiwa,
Reporter: *murmuring to 2nd reporter* Waaa, she’s as sweet as they say she is. *__* Kurei: *thinking* Hypocrite… *turns around and bumps into Domon (role-name)* Domon: Whoa. Watch where you’re going. Kurei: Go…gomen, I didn’t see you… Domon: It’s okay, we
all have our days, but you should be careful today. Yanagi-sama and Recca
(Camera freezes. Superimposed:
A Medicine student at the local University. Hired for the TV series due
to
Kurei: *thinking* I can’t believe the person playing Domon is a University student. Recca (role-name): Hey, Kurei! Give me a light, will ya? *takes out cigarette* (Camera freezes. Superimposed:
Teen-heartthrob. Commands an exorbidant price per episode of any TV
Kurei: A—ano, Recca-sama, the director says we can’t smoke on the set… Recca: Who cares? Come! *scowls* Hurry up, will ya?! Kurei: *hands shaking* Ha—hai… Recca-sama. *takes out lighter* Recca: Okay, you can go now. *Waves him away* Get lost. Assistant: Now, calm down, Recca-sama, your scene’s coming up… Recca: *rolls eyes* Whatever, whose the scene with. Assistant: A~ano, it’s with…Kurei-sama, Domon-sama and Fuuko-sama. Recca: What?! With this
pathetic excuse for an actor? *points at Kurei* The last time I did a scene
with him,
Kurei: *thinking* Aargh.
I’m no good!!! *sniffles* But to be a star, I don’t mind playing the bad
guy and
Director: And…ACTION!
Kurei: Oh, come on, Recca. Don’t you remember? 400 years ago, I cut you on your cheek. (Silence) (Even bigger silence) Kurei: I’m sorry, is
it still my line?
Director: CUT!!! Cut cut cut!!! Recca: Can’t you get it right you moron?! Fuuko: Really, Kurei, you should memorize your lines better. Recca: THAT IS IT!!! I refuse to work with this talentless nincompoop who keeps flubbing his lines!!! Director: Now, now, Recca-sama. Kurei, what’s wrong? Kurei: I… I… Director: Maybe you’ve had a long day. Take 5. Recca-sama, calm down… let’s do another scene shall we? Recca: Fine. You! Kurei!
Get me my lunch. And it better be warm when I eat it. Not hot, not cold,
but warm!
Kurei: Hai… hai, Recca-sama. Neon (role-name): Here, I helped you bring the lunch boxes. (Camera freezes. Superimposed:
A well-known model-turned-actress. Famous for endorsing make-up
Kurei: *tears gather* Wha… what? Neon: I know how it’s like to be a newbie. Everyone bullies you. Kurei: A~ano, Neon-sama… Neon: ^__^ Don’t worry,
you’ll succeed, eventually. After all, look at me. I’ve acted in a few
well-known
Kurei: But… but… I’m
one of the oldest here (excluding Kouran Mori (role-name)) yet… yet I’ve
got the
Neon: It’s like that. Evil characters are often overlooked. Sad, isn’t it? Delivery man: Parcel for Kurei-sama. Kurei: That’ll be me!
*takes parcel. Opens it* NANI!!! These… these are Kurei shaped chocolate
bars with
Neon: ^__^;; There,
you have fans.
In FoR ML-land… Ailin: Jia Xian-san, what are you doing? Jia Xian: Making chocolate… Ailin: O_o;;
Kurei: *jumps up and
down* WAI!!! I have fans—Whoa! *squishing sound. Looks down, is stepping
in his
Neon: *sweatdrops* You could eat the chocolate… Kurei: Argh… I’ll go to my dressing room to clean up… *walks to a dressing-room without thinking* *Woman’s high-pitched scream* Kurei: *stares in horror* Tokiya (role-name): *blush* So, you’ve found out my secret… (Camera pans down, reveals Tokiya to be wearing a *gasp* bra! And sexy, lacy lingerie. O_o;;) Kurei: A~ano… You’re… you’re a girl… Tokiya: What can I say? Bishounen just don’t exist in real life. Kurei: Does…does the director know? Tokiya: *frowns* Iie.
He doesn’t. No one does… so if you won’t tell, no one will know… right?
*smiles
Kurei: *blush* No… no, I won’t. Tokiya: Good boy. *kisses
him squarely on the mouth—with tongues O_O* Jya ne! *pushes Kurei out of
Kurei: @_@ *eyes spiralling*
Whoa…
What will happen to Kurei as he continues to work here? What other secrets unfold? Will Kurei finally find the stardom he’s been searching for? Will he finally accomplish his dreams? Will the author stop babbling? Stay tuned for the next FoR episode, on the same FoR channel and the same FoR time for… Hang in there, Kurei! Part 2! (What do you mean no part 2? Of course there will be one. Kakakakaka) So up till then, hang
in there Kurei! You can do it! Keep fighting! I’m behind you all the way!!!
(And so are
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