SWEAT
IT OUT, HOKAGE STYLE ^_^!!!!
(A modification
of the Kyoto Hen Drinking Game (Rurouni
Kenshin Archive)
Are you tired of having
a beer belly or a big tummy? Have you wasted enough allowance to last a
lifetime on buying slimming teas, workout videos and miracle diet pills
that simply do not work? Do you want to fit in clothes without having to
turn blue becuase of breathing in? Then sweat no more as your favorite
group of Ninjas offer you the workout of a lifetime! Guaranteed to cut
down that adipose to size at half the cost of other diet regimens! And
you'll be having fun too! Get a figure like Fuuko-san or Kurei-sama absolutely
free! How? By following these simple steps:
1. Take your Flame of
Recca episodes on CD, VHS or tune in to your Flame of Recca official station
and start the show.
2. Get comfy in any
outfit you want to sweat it out in, like Domon's fashion-police inducing
brown animal-print cycling shorts, Kurei's swirling red dress with leather
straps or Mikagami's wrinkle-free gray three-piece suit...anything that
fits!
3. Start your work-out
regimen!!!
For warm-ups: Start
with the opening theme, Nanka Shiawase by the Oystars.
Do: Stretches for every
time any Team Hokage Member's face appears.
Kicks for every time any Uruha Member's face appears.
And then, you start
out your Hokage Workout!
Do 5 jumping jacks for
every time:
-
Recca calls for hime
-
Yanagi screams "Reeecccaa-kuuun!"
-
Tokiya insults Recca.
-
Tokiya belittles Domon.
-
Domon harasses Fuuko for
a kiss/date
-
Koganei makes smart aleck
remarks
-
Fuuko smacks Domon
-
Mikagami changes outfits***
-
Yanagi looks silently concerned***
-
Kurei expresses hate for
his half-bro
-
A reference is made to
Fuuko's bust***
-
Mikagami uses a new technique***
-
Kage Houshi recognizes
a new madogou.***
-
Fuuko's opponent makes
some remark about "fighting women"***
-
Mikagami makes reference
to his sister/her murder/her murderer/revenge.***
-
Kage Houshi expresses surprise
over the opponent's madugou
-
Recca insults Domon affectionately
(?)
-
Team Hokage tells their
team mate to quit fighting already because they're badly injured
-
The badly injured teammate
responds that he/she aint quitting
-
Yanagi is kidnapped
-
Yanagi faints
-
Recca's clothes miraculously
mend/become cleaner.***
-
Kage Houshi uses her Ekkai
ball.***
-
Kage Houshi describes the
new madogou***
Then 5 sit-ups for every
instance that:
-
Tokiya makes mention of
his reason for *joining* Team Hokage
-
Genjuroh laughs
-
Kondo gets really obnoxious
-
Domon is inspired by Fuuko
while fighting
-
Domon gets touchy with
the UBS judges/combatants
-
Raiha is seen standing
next to Kurei
-
Kaoru changes his Kougan
Anki's form***
-
Mikagami puts down Recca
or Domon***
-
Tokiya expresses a pessimistic
remark
-
You catch Kage Houshi with
two earrings/no earrings.***
-
Recca and Tokiya pick a
fight
-
Domon is called a "Mongoloid"
or "Mohawked"***
-
Kaoru puts down someone
else's fighting talent***
-
Tokiya vows to protect
Yanagi
-
One of the other Hokage
members yells at Mikagami***
-
Fuuko is in danger of being
stripped down to her skin
-
Neon defends her Master
Kurei
-
Recca's hide gets saved
by his flame dragon
-
Domon gets into a fight
with Kondo***
-
Kage Houshi uses her shadow
technique***
-
Mikagami's hair color is
depicted as anything besides silver/gray***
-
Fuuko uses her needles***
-
Kurei reminds Recca of
his sordid past
-
Kaoru calls someone "niichan"
or "neechan"***
-
Recca has a problem with
Mikagami.***
-
Yanagi screams***
And 5 push-ups for whenever:
-
Domon gets labelled as
the weakest member of Team Hokage
-
Recca is inspired to win
the battle by his promise to Yanagi
-
Tokiya reminds Recca of
being a poor guardian to Yanagi
-
Kaoru's opponent makes
some remark about "fighting a kid"***
-
Recca uses a ninja technique***
-
Yanagi demands to know
why the fighting must go on.***
-
Domon brags
-
Fuuko rejects Domon's advances
-
Yanagi stands passively
in danger, unwilling to put up a fight.***
-
A reference is made to
Domon's nose ring***
-
Fuuko gets a panty shot***
-
Kage Houshi uses her Ekkai
ball***
-
The audience change their
minds on whose side they're on
-
Domon drools/nosebleeds/etc***
-
You see a flashback of
Kage Houshi manipulating time***
-
Kaoru's is referred to
as "a traitor"***
-
Fuuko is subjected to an
ecchi situation***
-
Team Kuu is impressed by
Team Hokage
-
Recca expresses supreme
confidence in his fighting abilities.***
-
Domon gets rejected by
Fuuko***
-
Recca gets a new flame
dragon***
-
You can see Kaoru's fangs***
-
Yanagi passes out and someone
must catch her usually by Kagero ^_^)***
-
Domon utters the phrase
"da strongest"***
You know you're done when:
-
Kurei finally forgives
Recca
-
Kagero touches Recca without
getting electrocuted
-
Domon realizes Fuuko isn't
in love with him
-
Tokiya says something nice
about Domon
-
Kondo shuts up
-
Raiha takes a seat next
to Kurei in the UBS
-
Anime Raiha smiles genuinely
-
Kagero's fighting skills
return
-
Fujimaru does something
of worth
***All lines indicated
with three red asterisks were contributed by Bottou-chan of The
Flame Of Recca Museum
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This is an extension of
my miscellany section. It's more of a funstuff
page (which is actually the name of this document). But since my PSP 6
evaluation program had expired (yes, now you know my secret...it's in the
open *_* that I, Fuuko no Miko am a certified cheapskate. Too scroogey
to buy a real graphics program.). Ergo I can't make any new graphics for
my site ^^;;;. Which is why some of my site renovations are currently on
hold. So that's why this is merely an extension of the miscellany
section instead of a new one. Got that???? Anyhow, I would like to
say that this section is inspired in full by The Random Section of The
Rurouni Kenshin Archive, one of the coolest Rurouni Kenshin sites I've
ever run into ^_^ and one of the funniest too! My favorite section is "Ask
Hajime." So anyhow, have fun in this section ^_^...and please don't take
anything too seriously. After all, this is in the spirit of good fun. Lastly,
this section is dedicated to all the wonderful people at the Flame
of Recca ML I'm ^_~.
